It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor