I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has