The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free