The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured