If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
All dressed down with nowhere to go
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes