I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

Easy to please but problematic to appease

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.