Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway