In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them