It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
