I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end