The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar