Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
