Why, certainly. Let’s listen to… Oh, I’m quite keen. Test match,… At... What’s that? Oh, Australi… South Africa - a most intriguing… Yes, I was there in– nineteen– le…

There was never a hint, when I wa… That the joy of the wilds might br… Never a thought that a wild thing… Might wake in the slayer pain for… We were savages all, with the hunt…

Dear Boy As it appears to us old fogeys If you’ll excuse the term that we… You and your battery of bowling bo… Seem to have come a rather nasty f…

Since Stanley felt the icy blast Jack leads the Opposition. A mild, scholastic man to cast For such a tough position. Fit for some rude iconoclast

Now the Wobble went out on the ro… With a dry dog trotting along by i… Went over the sea - and I vow rig… That the Wobble went out with its… As ever the views of a Wobble cou…

Now this is the ballad of Jeremy… And likewise of Bobadil Brown, Of the Snooks and the Snaggers an… And Diggle and Daggle and Down. In fact, ’tis a song of a fatuous…

A month ago the world grew grey fe… A month ago the light went out fer… To ‘er they broke it gentle as mig… But fer ’is pal ‘twus one uv them… That stops the ’eart-beat; fer to…

Oh, I dance upon the lawn in the… And I gloat upon the corpses of a… Where the frost about my feet spre… There I chuckle and I chortle as… ‘Lime and sulphur, Paris green, a…

In the neolithic age of our Austr… There dwelt a wise old chieftain,… His royal tastes and habits I won… But his plain horse-sense was note… Now, this chief was not a despot,…

‘Well, what tidings today?’ said t… To the burgeoning rose. ‘You are young, yet already you se… Much of life, I suppose.’ Said the rose, 'Oh, this life is…

‘E calls me Digger; that’s ‘ow ’e… ‘E sez ’e’s only 'arf a man; an’ g… Judged be 'is nerve, I’d say 'e w… Uv me an’ you. Then ‘e digs ’arf a fag out uv 'is…

CHARLES: So, brother, I am out and yu are… Farewell, farewell, to all my sple… Yet, just to know ’tis you, dear… Tinges my melancholy with delight.

There’s joy in legislative halls When Frank’s in opposition; But gloom upon the Chamber falls When Frank holds high position. His merry japes no longer flit

Surely must you know me, Friendly and content; All my actions show me Freely confident; With my band of toilers,

I am fit and I am well (so said O… I take life as it come from day to… I have never been a scorner Of the ‘trouble round the corner,’ For it may be lurking half a life…