#Australians
When artists wore a flowing mane, Then, in a sentimental vein, With pastorals they lured the eye, Or sad, sweet scenes of sea and sk… But now that hair sprouts from the…
What are the wild waves saying now… In a manner most dismaying are the… And I twist and twirl and twiddle… Come sounds of a sobbing fiddle an… Or the Abyssinian crisis with the…
Ole Mother Moon ‘oo yanks ’er bea… Acrost the sky when we’ve grown si… She’s like some fat ole Jane 'oo… On all concerned, an’ smooth our f… An’, like a woman, tries to 'ide a…
The Glugs still live in the land… Under the rule of the great King… And they climb the trees in the S… Because it is reckoned the regular… Down in the valley they live their…
Down by the slipralls stands our c… Chewing, chewing, chewing, She does not care what folks out t… In the great, big world are doing. She sees the small cloud-shadows p…
Lang syne I penned a mickle rhyme That muckle grief brocht to my sou… For critics said ’twas aye a crime Nae Scottish patriot could thole Whit way I ca’ed their honored ba…
Brothers; even those of you who ar… Sometimes, I doubt not, let your… When mother tucked you into your l… After your little prayers were sai… And, having said goodnight,
Hard by the gate-way of the East She dips within her market square With provender for man and beast, And goods and chattels round her t… A cheery, buxom market dame,
An’-wilt-yeh-take-this-woman-fer-t… Yer-wedded-wife? -... O, strike m… Take ‘er? Doreen? ’E stan’s the… As if 'e thort per’aps I’d rather… Take ‘er? ’E seemed to think 'er…
Stripped to the buff they circled… And jagged and swung and crossed; To uppercut and smash and pound No chances either lost; Till folks opined, in some alarm,
Because to him the wise gods gave Rare gifts, to lesser folk denied, He might have thriven, Mammon’s s… Rich in the goods that small men c… But poor in all beside.
Some of us may be tall, ma’am; Some of us may be dark; Some handsome; tho’ not all, ma’am… Are touched by Beatury’s spark. But tall, and dark AND handsome,…
Mr. Pericles, M.P., In four-sixty-nine B.C., Outed Cimon at a general election… Premier Cimon, thuswise ex-ed, Was quite naturally vexed,
Now, here is a tale of the Glugs… In the end of the year umteen; Of the Glugs of Gosh and their gr… And Tush, his virtuous Queen. And here is a tale of the Oglike…
Because some unimportant man In politics talks loud and high, Or some wild, economic plan To lift depression takes his eye, The apathetic citizen