The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

My ego is too big

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway