There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground

Into the room the child had run I have super powers his story begu… I can see through walls For real no lies So the parents got up

Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

he came in guns waving “everyone get down” but when they all started dancing he left with just a frown

We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…

Stack your Problems Up real High Stack

He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing

A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous