He said I was a twit I got in a snit So I called him a lack wit He called me a two bit I replied he was a wanna be Brit

I was once kissed by an extremely… Now because of mono, my spleen is… Let this be a warning to others. Daughters, don’t let your boyfrien…

Max licked his shadow on the wall. It wasn’t tasty after all. Maybe, with a pinch of salt, It would be tastier than his rubbe…

Corky Caroo was raised by pink k… The pinkest of all was a roo named… Big Sooz raised Corky in her warm… But when he turned twenty, she mad…

I’m a grumpy, frumpy, dumpy mom. If that’s me with just the one, What would I be like with two? A humpty dumpty crazy shrew?

Cry me an ocean, My man lacks devotion, To me, to me. But on Sundays, He practices the holy act of devot…