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Giovanni

A Limerick Just for Laughs

A few blocks away lived a grumpy old man Giovanni
He’s a loner, miserly tightwad, who hides his money
Then he got older
Dementia took over
He forgot where he hid the cash, that’s so unfunny
 
Inconsolable he passed away leaving his wife Annie
But in the basement a coffin found by his son Anthony
There they found his cash
It’s where he kept his stash
He wanted to take it with him, grumpy fool Giovanni
 
A dollar they left in the coffin then cremated Giovanni
In the end, his suffering wife Annie kept all the money
She spent it wisely
Grew old gracefully
When she passed all her fortune went to lucky Anthony
 
05-18-2024
© F Aparici
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