It’s a retirement haven for people with money but it works like a Roach Motel. People move i… but never move out. You and your wife move in to

Smitty isn’t Schulte. He doesn’t drive a Cadillac and doesn’t hit his wife often any more. Schulte, on the other hand,

Roscoe and two cousins rented a va… and drove to Mississippi for the f… of another cousin they grew up wit… It took six hours to get where three old men didn’t want to go

Willie in his 80s now hadn’t made sense in years. His wife understood his grunts from the recliner where she propped him up

Unlike his peers his office holds no photo of a wife no indication that he has fathered five

Many years ago Miriam’s parents took the kids for the weekend while she and Jack motored north to fish for trout in Montana at Miriam’s request.

Cookies for George, 40 years back from Viet Nam, are the only payment the man will accept to mow your lawn,

Months roar by like weeks and weeks disappear like days, two coots in a bar admit on New Year’s Eve, reminiscing over a beer

The old man crossing the street has a bad limp we try to ignore. No one wants to look

What will she do with him? That is, if she’s elected. She’ll have to take him with her to the White House after keeping him in the doghouse.

She was about the doing not about applause canning tomatoes in summer baking pies in fall quilting winter away

Sometimes it helps to learn a relative has died a close relative you haven’t seen in years and didn’t plan to see again because

Happened 40 years ago senior year of college they were engaged to marry in June till he dropped her off

I never remember year to year but then some morning in March I’ll walk out in the yard

The widow hires four men to rip out her lovely garden. She’s too old to weed it. All the roses will go to the young bride across