By Stanley Collymore You’re as common as muck even thou… you in this explicit way I’m doing… to a commodity that is much prized… community for the essentially prod…

By Stanley Collymore When you are very fortunate to be born a truly genuine Englishman you’ve actually won the lottery of life, proclaims a regular comme…

By Stanley Collymore Realistically, this proposed book certainly cannot be more than two pages long, surely! And what is it genuinely about? How to…

By Stanley Collymore You’re like a wild fire in bed - raging, incandescently hot and completely out of control. I

By Stanley Collymore Thank goodness the plebs were evidently kept off the beach so that effectively the Windsors’ vista wasn’t really spoilt! Seriou…

By Stanley Collymore Beautiful isn’t it our meeting eac… better still is being afforded the… know you. That really blows my pro… I must confess apart from doing lo…

By Stanley Collymore Come! Let me breathe again the fresh air of optimism, which you’ve blown into my life!

By Stanley Collymore Looked at even half sensibly there’s nothing practically that’s truthfully stopping this evidently bone idle

By Stanley Collymore An excellent job undertaken Rache… Reeves; so thoroughly well done and likewise effectively keep going with more of the same! Frank…

By Stanley Collymore Thoughts of you are the unvarying… that keeps me going when you’re aw… me. The lighthouse in my mind, who… comforting and familiar presence g…

By Stanley Collymore Getting quite bored with this now! The best that this privileged and now self-evidently, self-entitled diva, discernibly ensconced in an…

By Stanley Collymore Why can’t you leave well alone and… oar unwarrantedly and unwelcomed i… frankly doesn’t concern you? Don’t… think you’ve caused enough trouble

By Stanley Collymore I’ll not compromise my principles… to gain popularity, and hope you’l… it in you not to ask me to. For wi… principles to serve as the bulwark

By Stanley Collymore None of this really bothers the surfeit of Karen trollops, slappers and tarts nor their sick cuckolded men folk

By Stanley Collymore Slept fitfully during the night va… to the loo, an urgent necessity I… of incontinence I’ve been irritati… continues to have its sway. The af…