Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…